Fruit Nut

(Moulding)

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Apple Venus Volume 1

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Recordings

  1. Album version, 3'01.
    Released on Apple Venus Volume 1.

  2. Demo version.
    Released on 27 September 1999 on Homespun in the U.K.

    Colin: “Having been seen to have owned five sheds at one time by various people who know me, it wasn't long before I came to be known in certain quarters as ‘five sheds Moulding’. So perhaps it follows then that one day I might be best placed to advise friends and fellow hobbyists of the joys of owning one, but it never occured to me I would do it in a song. I might have written the tune in any of the outhouses if not for the ephemera of moving house occupying all of them, or at least the ones in good repair. You could say that most of my working life has had a connection with one shed or another having worked as a groundsman before I became a full-time musician (the horticultural link perhaps?) and whether you're putting the Hornby ‘00’ through its paces, peering through a telescope at the moons of Jupiter or even writing a song, being alone in an outhouse at an odd hour gives you a sense of being at the frontier of discovery, a kind of Dr. Jekyll feeling, whose experiments must not be disturbed. However, I should point out that men who spend too much time on their own invariably arouse suspicion, so to avoid that ‘dirty raincoat botanical gardens Tunbridge Wells feeling’, be generous with the invites to your piece of paradise.

    “ ‘Fruitnut’, after all this was conceived in my own front room, which may be of little interest but I am sure the keys that I choose for my songs are related to my fear of being overheard from the next room. Singing out at the top of your voice in a proper recording studio can be an intimidating experience but doesn't compare to the humiliation of being caught in mid falsetto by a member of one's own family. I can think of only one other surprise interruption which might surpass it. . .

    “Yes, you could say my singing has been in hushed tones of late and I've recently wondered whether I might be approaching ‘Como-tose’, a condition resembling the vocal delivery of the well known crooner, but as there are plans afoot to feather another bunker I'm hoping this will raise the larynx up from the ‘swing low sweet chariot range’ to a more natural level, otherwise it's back to tight trousers for me.”

  3. Instrumental version.
    Released on 17 October 2002 on Instruvenus in Japan.

[Thanks to R. Stevie Moore]


Art

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Lyrics

Tending my fruit, tending my fruit
Ah, you've got to have a hobby
A man must have a shed to keep him sane

Spraying my buds, spraying my buds
Got to keep away diseases
I mix the poisons and the wife don't complain

Some people say
That I am out of my tree
Or just a strawberry fool
Someday they'll see
Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
'Cos apples and pears are me

So I'm tending my fruit
And I don't give a hoot
'Cos it keeps me sane, it keeps me sane

Some people say
That I am out of my tree
Or just a strawberry fool
Someday they'll see
Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
'Cos apples and pears are me

So I'm tending my fruit, tending my fruit
Ah, you've got to have a hobby
A man must have a shed to keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
Oh, the wife can't complain
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
Yeah keeps him sane
To keep him sane

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Chords and Tablature

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 1999 01:04:59 EST
From: Kevin Brunkhorst <KB305 (at) aol dot com>
Subject: Fruit Nut
Message-ID: <6da3ecab.36e75d0b (at) aol dot com>


Fruit Nut

(Moulding)
A
Tending my fruit, tending my fruit
           Em7
Ah, you've got to have a hobby
F#7                       D    A   E
A man must have a shed to keep him sane
A
Spraying my buds, spraying my buds
       Em7
Got to keep away diseases
F#7                       D          A   E
I mix the poisons and the wife don't complain

D           E/G#
Some people say
F#sus     F#
That I am out of my tree
   Bm     Bm/A       G     E
Or just a strawberry fool
D               E/G#
Someday they'll see
F#sus          F#
Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
     Bm         B/A       G    E
'Cos apples and pears are me

A
So I'm tending my fruit
B7
And I don't give a hoot
        G
'Cos it keeps me sane, it keeps me sane

Some people say
That I am out of my tree
Or just a strawberry fool
Someday they'll see
Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
'Cos apples and pears are me

So I'm tending my fruit, tending my fruit
Ah, you've got to have a hobby
A man must have a shed to keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
Oh, the wife can't complain
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
Yeah keeps him sane
To keep him sane

Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 13:58:06 +0000
From: Tim Harris <wordsrus (at) wordsrus dot demon dot co dot uk>
Subject: Fruit Nut chords: futher revision
Message-ID: <Yp+dFCAuRT42EwwW (at) wordsrus dot demon dot co dot uk>


Fruit Nut

D   E6   D   E6......
A
Tending my fruit, tending my fruit
           Em                  (Em7)
Ah, you've got to have a hobby
F#                         D       E
A man must have a shed to keep him sane
A
Spraying my buds, spraying my buds
       Em                  (Em7)
Got to keep away diseases
F#                        D             E
I mix the poisons and the wife don't complain
D           E6
Some people say
F#m
That I am out of my tree
   D      C#m        G    E  Esus4 E
Or just a strawberry fool
D               E(6)
Someday they'll see
F#m
Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
    D          C#m       G/B   E   Esus4  E
Cos apples and pears are me
       A
So I'm tending my fruit
      B
And I don't give a hoot
       G        A(6)     G        A(6)
Cos it keeps me sane, it keeps me sane ...........

Some people say
That I am out of my tree
Or just a strawberry fool
Someday they'll see
Till then I'll blow you a raspberry
Cos apples and pears are me

So I'm tending my fruit, tending my fruit
Ah, you've got to have a hobby
A man must have a shed to keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
Oh, the wife can't complain
To keep him sane
To keep him sane
Yeah keeps him sane
To keep him sane

--
Tim Harris

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