Chalkhills Digest, Volume 13, Number 19 Thursday, 26 April 2007 Topics: Sir MixaLot, Benny Hill, and Billy Joel If Music be the food of love...... Chains Of Pan-Diatonic Clusters, Anyone? Some Chalkhills news "Battery Brides" is the MySpace song of the week Fancy being taught by Barry Andrews in Swindon? Jason and the Black Sea Nuts Administrivia: To UNSUBSCRIBE from the Chalkhills mailing list, send a message to <chalkhills-request@chalkhills.org> with the following command: unsubscribe For all other administrative issues, send a message to: <chalkhills-request@chalkhills.org> Please remember to send your Chalkhills postings to: <chalkhills@chalkhills.org> World Wide Web: <http://chalkhills.org/> The views expressed herein are those of the individual authors. Chalkhills is compiled with Digest 3.8c (John Relph <relph@tmbg.org>). the jackass dowry dances forever / across their tableland.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:05:45 -0700 (PDT) From: Ryan Anthony <hamsterranch@yahoo.com> Subject: Sir MixaLot, Benny Hill, and Billy Joel Message-ID: <318076.11260.qm@web51104.mail.re2.yahoo.com> One more thing from a couple of Digests ago. Simon Knight was fretting about a radio station censoring the first syllable of "goddamn" in one song when the same station, in his opinion, was allowing far worse examples of naughty language out onto the airwaves. Simon wrote, "The song they played immediately before it [the censored song] the last time I heard it was Sir Mixalot's 'Baby Got Back,' and they're rapping about anal sex!" I have to come to the defense of Sir MixaLot, whom I consider the funniest, fairest, and most agreeably logorrheic (sorry, Chuck D.) practitioner of his genre, which I gather you call "hip-hop" if you're hip and "rap" if you're a white guy in Arizona. So I'll call it rap. There's no sodomy in "Baby Got Back" -- the act Mix describes in several vividly enthusiastic, delightfully obscene ways is the act that makes babies. Yes, Mix makes it clear he fancies an ample and shapely patoot on his partner, but he gives absolutely no indication that he wants to do anything with a girl's caboose other than the ogling and goosing that was a staple on Benny Hill's show. Is he monomaniacally fixated on that particular part of the distaff anatomy? Absolutely not -- he gives everything else from topknot to toenails equal time in other songs. Check out "Put 'Em On The Glass" from *Chief Boot Knocka*, for example. Mix makes it clear his appreciation of the bodacious female form is shared by "white boys" -- and to that term I'll say "ain't no beef," which is the peace-pipe-extending phrase he placed in parentheses after Vanilla Ice in the long list of rappers he saluted as teachers or peers in the liner notes to *Mack Daddy*. A woman who gives "Baby Got Back" a careful and open-eared listen will find a lot to like. Mix is dismissive of five-minute loverboys and scornful of abusive men. The activities he and his female background singers describe last a long time and are enjoyed equally by both partners. (One of those background singers could be Meg Ryan in the diner, if you catch my meaning.) There's more to like. The female physiques Mix delineates are explicitly not to be found in *Playboy* or on MTV; they are happy, healthy, and unapologetically fad-diet- and plastic-surgery-free. So *Cosmo* says you're fat? Well, I ain't down wi' dat, 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' -- And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'. To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her, Red beans and rice didn't miss her. If you can get past the smut -- and I know it's a deal-killer for some of you -- this song is every bit as positive a message from real men to real women as Billy Joel's (I Love You) "Just The Way You Are." Ryan Anthony An independent Internet content provider P.S.: XTC references next time. Promise.
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:16:13 +0100 From: "Steve Morton" <steven.morton4@ntlworld.com> Subject: If Music be the food of love...... Message-ID: <001a01c78406$78e2ace0$800101df@STEVE> Hi Folks, I felt that I had to add my meagre two-penneth to the ongoing debate on musical taste, good and bad. I don't see good, bad, right or wrong, just different. As Nigel Turner pointed out in his last post, peoples tastes often change over time. Music has this wonderful power to transport the listener not just to another place but at least for me, to another time. From a personal viewpoint, I grew up listening to the Beatles and early 70's pop radio on the BBC. I learned to play guitar from Beatles song books. As I left school and started mixing with real people, I got into all sorts of music. Listened to Deep Purple and Black Sabbath for a while but got through all that! Over the years I have idolised bands such as Thin Lizzy, 10cc, Supertramp and The Police. None of these have come close to surpassing my undying affection to our boys from Swindon but my eclectic tastes have ranged from Elgar and Tchaikovsky to The Undertones and Green Day via Joe Pass, Fats Waller and all things in between. The real magic for me is that I can be in the car and hear a tune on the radio and I am suddenly transported back to when I first met my wife or when my first child was born. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" will always return me to the mess of an Oxfordshire Air Force base in 1973 when I was a fourteen year old cadet. It could be XTC, Phil Lynott, Level 42, The Carpenters or even "the mono-browed evil one" (Chris de Burgh for those of you unfamiliar with the works of Bill Bailey!) but a tune can be a hyperlink to areas of your memory that have grow dusty through neglect over the years. Just the intro to an old favourite is a more efficient time machine than the Tardis. Whether anyone else likes the tune or rates the artist is immaterial to me, it is the power of the notes to move me that matters. If someone else has made the same journey or the same connection, welcome fellow traveller, if not, may your own journeys be just as good. I've never been a great one for improv and what I have heard of Monstrance and Winterwerk does very little for me. It sounds a bit like a BBC sound effects record mixed with a kids music class but I fully appreciate that others will see this as some of AP's greatest work. More power to them. As our friends across the channel say, "Vive la difference!" Back to lurking then. Yet another Steve.......
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:47:07 -0500 From: Barri & Curtis Martens <curtmart@powwwer.net> Subject: Chains Of Pan-Diatonic Clusters, Anyone? Message-ID: <462B594B.4020401@powwwer.net> Without elitism, there is no place for musicologists. Excellence is in no danger, I assure you.
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:24:01 -0400 From: Josh Phelan <josh@phelandesign.net> Subject: Some Chalkhills news Message-ID: <462B8C21.3050207@phelandesign.net> Hi there, Not sure if this has been reported yet, or not, but I went to see the latest Edgar Wright film this weekend, Hot Fuzz, and was very pleasantly surprised when Sgt. Rock was playing the first time the Sergeant protagonist entered the local pub. Nice to see the boys getting some screen time. Josh Phelan
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 18:15:14 -0700 (PDT) From: Todd Bernhardt <beat_town@yahoo.com> Subject: "Battery Brides" is the MySpace song of the week Message-ID: <95370.72274.qm@web32002.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Hi: Over at the XTCfans MySpace site (http://www.myspace.com/xtcfans), the song of the week is "Battery Brides. (It's a live version, from 1980's "BBC Radio 1 Live in Concert.") If you want to know which Young Ones character Andy was while the band was living together, and which guitar effect he thinks sounds like "electronic heaven," check out the XTCfans blog site at http://blog.myspace.com/xtcfans. Ha-ha-have you ever tried? To break out of your waiting room? And find yourself a waiting groom? -Todd
------------------------------ Date: Mon, 23 Apr 2007 23:09:11 +0100 From: "Debra Edmonds" <debraselinaedmonds@yahoo.co.uk> Subject: Fancy being taught by Barry Andrews in Swindon? Message-ID: <002601c785f4$05d81470$4201a8c0@DEBDELL> Hi All I've not posted for absolutely ages and ages (about 5 years to be truthful) but saw this is the local Swindon Arts Guide - you all might already know about this but thought I'd send it on over anyway. Digital Recording at Create Studios - Musician in residence - Barry Andrews formerly of XTC - Barry is available for teaching contemporary digital studio techniques including digital recordings, sequencing, composition, keyboard and delivering workshops, writing film and music and undertaking commissioned work. For further information on the courses available contact Create Studios on Swindon 01793 465399 or visit www.barryandrews.net www.shriekback.com So, what are you waiting for - come to Swindon and be taught by the one and only Mr Andrews! Also, if anyone knows the whereabouts of the one and only Mr Mark Strijbos could they give me the nod? Guitargonauts has suffered enough over the past year or so without the main webmaster himself and Dave and I are at a loss. (we both got a Christmas card from Mark but that's the last we've both heard of him!) I think a visit to the Netherlands is our only option!! Get your passport ready Mr Gregory! And finally. I am considering (yes, only considering) selling Colin's one and only unique 'Drums and Wires' Canadian Gold Disc that I purchased from Christie's Rock and Pop auction about 10 years ago. I've nowhere to hang it in this new house and I'd hate for it to get stashed away in the attic as it should really be on show and have pride of place plus I am scared to death the glass will get broken - I might (only might) put it on Ebay shortly, but if anyone is interested in obtaining this special item of Mr Moulding's do get in touch - I have a reserve price in mind and would be reluctant to let it go for less. You'd have to collect it from me in Swindon as it is just too fragile to ship. I'd throw in a free XTC Swindon Tour and a visit up Uffington White Horse Hill though so it will be worth a visit!!! I've not done a tour for absolutely ages!! Cheers all, I'll post again in about 5 years time!!! We're all a bit slow here in Swindon and well behind the times!!! Lots of love, Debs in Swindon (born only a few metres away from Ermin Street - bringing me back to earth eternally and ever...)
------------------------------ Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:34:11 -0700 From: Zak Schaffer <zak@immensetalent.com> Subject: Jason and the Black Sea Nuts Message-ID: <542A2B65-C076-4536-8CDE-6FF9E97495E6@immensetalent.com> I'm not sure if this is newsworthy, but.. Recently some friends of mine and I performed the entirety of Black Sea at a lovely little venue called Detroit in Costa Mesa, CA. We went by the name Jason and the Argonauts. The date was March 11th. There were a few dozen rabid xtc fans who seemed quite overjoyed. There was also a speed freak outside who wouldn't leave me alone, but that's beside the point. Just thought you should know. Zak
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