Chalkhills Digest, Volume 6, Number 270 Sunday, 17 September 2000 Topics: Re: Sad songs " And if you covered him with ... " sad songs say SO much You Mean Alchemy? Oops ! Wasp Star Bashing if you were in my movie Re: "Bonus" Tracks I'm the man who uttered pie trap RE: True Confession: Misheard Lyrics (insert subject here) Re: Empty Garden and other sad songs eBay Randomness more mummery The Big Flame-Off A taker Here comes Vernal Equinox! Bonus Onus Administrivia: To UNSUBSCRIBE from the Chalkhills mailing list, send a message to <chalkhills-request@chalkhills.org> with the following command: unsubscribe For all other administrative issues, send a message to: <chalkhills-request@chalkhills.org> Please remember to send your Chalkhills postings to: <chalkhills@chalkhills.org> World Wide Web: <http://chalkhills.org/> The views expressed herein are those of the individual authors. Chalkhills is compiled with Digest 3.7b (John Relph <relph@tmbg.org>). I'm locked in adult land.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2000 21:52:57 -0400 From: "Brian" <mattone@bhip.infi.net> Subject: Re: Sad songs Message-ID: <002501c01f81$4e9f9f60$1b0affd1@Brian> Tschalkgerz! Not perusing everyone's comments as deeply as I'd like, perhaps I missed mention of this song, but one that always tugs at my emotions is Mike & The Mechanics' "The Living Years". Every time I hear that line toward the end "I can hear my father's echo in my newborn babies' tears" it just tears me apart. I think I ought to go call my Dad... -Brian Matthews
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 09:21:05 +0900 From: "John Boudreau" <aso1@mocha.ocn.ne.jp> Subject: " And if you covered him with ... " Message-ID: <000901c01f88$9714a5e0$7e5791d2@johnboud> garbage , George Sanders would still have style ... " ( Kinks - Everybody's In Showbiz " ) ... Congratulations to Debora Brown for being the first to provide the correct answer to my trivia question . Yes , it was George Sanders in the classic Academy Award winning 1950 film ( Best Film and Best Director ) " All About Eve " , who uttered the lines , "To those of you who do not read, attend the theater, listen to unsponsored radio programs or know anything of the world in which you live, it is perhaps necessary to introduce myself . My name is Addison DeWitt. My native habitat is the theater. In it I toil not, neither do I spin. I am a critic and commentator. I am essential to the theater -- as ants to a picnic, as the boll weevil to a cotton field." Apparently there recently was an A & E " All About Eve " special , and this contributed to my receiving many correct answers . Thanks to all who participated . By the way , Debora will receive a year's supply of Spam Luncheon Meat ( luncheon meat ? ) for her correct answer . Yum yum !!! sushiman P.S. I bet you didn't know that Sanders was a trained singer who once signed to sing in "South Pacific." Albums like "The George Sanders Touch" ("a worldly touch -- a gentle caress one moment, a vise-like grasp in the next " , according to the liner notes) provided a crooning background for the '50s maneuverings of would-be cads !
------------------------------ Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2000 21:08:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Tyler Hewitt <tahewitt@yahoo.com> Subject: sad songs say SO much Message-ID: <20000916040833.19452.qmail@web2103.mail.yahoo.com> okay, i'm getting pretty tired of the sad songs thread (thanks to our precious gem for that one) but, someone mentioned tom waits, so i'll add one more: 'christmas card from a hooker in minneapolis' is pretty sad, although it dosent hit me the same way that other sad songs do. maybe an interesting variation would be songs that are not particularly sad in themselves, but are sad by association for us. any takers? on a completely unrelated note: bought two cd's on their release day this week (the first time I've bought a cd on release day since wasp star), and they're both really good. I wholeheartedly reccomend: Los Lobos Del Este De Los Angeles (just another band from east la) and emmylou harris-red dirt girl the los lobos is a reissue of their first (self-released) lp from 1977, and is all accoustic traditional mexican songs. the emmylou is her first studuo album in 5 years and is similar in mood and texture to her wrecking ball cd.
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 01:58:08 EDT From: KINGSTUNES@aol.com Subject: You Mean Alchemy? Message-ID: <69.a84ae5f.26f465f0@aol.com> Chalkalkalkalkalkers - Jes' thought I'd post my reply to Annmarie, seeing as I think I ecouraged her to post her reply to my Great Fire ramblings....... >Wow! You make it so sexy! Now I see. Thing is that it just never floated my boat >musically, so I never payed attention to the words. You should have posted that! >Eloquent defence! >You know, you also got me thinking what an orchestral tribute to XTC would be >like...... >Human Alchemy is a scary sounding thing, though, isn't it? Andy's bizarre >volcalisms, the synth punches, and the Gregorian droning on the chorus over that >wild, sparce reggae drumming; really sets an evil tone. The song is about >European expansion and slavery, from an ironic first person stance. The words cut >like a knife in their poetry - 'We stole them from their freedom to be sold, To turn >their skins of black into the skins of brightest gold'.......'We stoked the fires of trade >with human coals' and of course the lesson/punch line, 'Although we held the whip, >you know we were the real slaves' . Brrrrr! When Andy is on, he can be devasting! >But the real brilliance to me is using a backdrop of Gregorian chant like vocals, >exemplifying the church sanctioned evil of European dominace of the new world, >over the native style drum beats, representing the cultures that were subjugated >and devestated in the process. A very clever and damning musical picture. It's not >easy to get at first, but when the words sink in, look out! >Have I sold you? :) >Later, TK Later still, TeeKay
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 12:00:14 +0900 From: "John Boudreau" <aso1@mocha.ocn.ne.jp> Subject: Oops ! Message-ID: <000101c01fe6$54d41c20$665791d2@johnboud> I said these words were from The Kinks tune " Everybody's In Showbiz " : " You could cover him with garbage , but George Sanders would still have style ... " ... Actually , the name of that tune is Celluloid Heroes . Sushiman
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 13:58:00 -0400 From: Sylvan <psiogen@mindspring.com> Subject: Wasp Star Bashing Message-ID: <39C3B4A8.6BB7794E@mindspring.com> Organization: ttp://www.sportingnews.com/baseball/ > XTC content.....I like AV1 better than Wasp Star. Any takers? Have to agree with you there. I'll probably be tarred and feathered for this, but Wasp Star is actually my least favorite XTC album at the moment. (At least, it's the one that I least often have the urge to play.) The only song on it that I really love is The Wheel & the Maypole. The album is electric, but it just doesn't have that spastic energy that powered their first few albums. Probably the previous album it most resembles is The Big Express, which is incidentally one of my favorites, probably because it was their most mature album yet at that point but still had remnants of that energy. -- Sylvan "The hamster is still dead." --Leonard Nimoy
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 12:08:37 -0600 From: "Joseph Easter" <easter2000@earthlink.net> Subject: if you were in my movie Message-ID: <001901c02009$236fd520$db821c3f@default> Soundtrack faves? I thought you'd never ask... But first, a word for our sponsor. AV1 is a vastly superior album to WS and it's not really worth explaining. They are both good, but AV1 is grand. I don't know who said so, but it doesn't need to be elaborated on. And now, on with the show... Fight Club- Dust Brothers Red - Z. Preisner Out of Africa (the cats love it, they think they're lions.) Endurance - John Powell The Professional - Eric Serra That's it for scores, for tunes... Natural Born Killers Highway 61 When Harry Met Sally Real Genius (a couple of tracks I can't do w/o; I have a burned illegal copy) A Life Less Ordinary When they make the movie about me, xtc will most likely be muerto. So, I'll probably have one of the Iglesias kids do it. After all, how many are there? Joseph Easter
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 13:38:51 EDT From: WTDK@aol.com Subject: Re: "Bonus" Tracks Message-ID: <9c.756fa83.26f50a2b@aol.com> Rory an interesting point in an ocean of controversy... > Look at *Black Sea*. Where are you going to place the > three bonus cuts? > > Before "Respectable Street"? You must be insane. > > After the piss-in-the-shower finale of "Travels In > Nihilon"? You must be mad. > > Right before "Towers of London," so the clanks will > rouse you after "The Somnambulist" nods you off? Now > you're talking. Good point, it sure would spoil the ending of each---but with say, a 30 - 40 second gap it might be acceptable (the time it usually takes a CD changer to go to the next disc) Black Sea was the first Xtc purchase for me on vinyl so I kind of see the point you're making. I always felt, though, that songs like Blame the Weather, Heaven is Paved with Broken Glass and Tissue Tigers should be added to a new, expanded English Settlement with outtakes (not that it'll happen in our lifetime). from Ed- Actually, this Foreigner thing has reminded me of something; one of my most all-time detested sounds is the "80s sax part", of which there is a perfect example on "Urgent". Other examples by various other artists include "the Heat is On", "Harden My Heart" and "Careless Whispers". I had a wonderful time in the 80s, and there was some great music, but that sax sound seemed omnipresent in a lot of mainstream pop of that time, You're right--the sax was suddenly in vogue for awhile after a long period of exile. I still love Junior Walker (the sax player on Urgent if I'm not mistaken). Let's not forget that those sythe textures on 4 were courtesy of Thomas Dolby as well---so at least Mick Jones had taste even if he was the "shitty Mick Jones". Sarah (not plain but perhaps tall...) said- > OK, I agree, NOTHING is as good as the Simpsons. However being an unnecessarily big fan of both shows, I'm partial to quite a few shows on the Cartoon Network. Powerpuff Girls is easily the equal of the Simpsons and I can watch with my kids (same with Dexter's Lab...). Oh well...Just purchased the import version of The Hopple--remastering has improved the sound but not all the songs. A pity they haven't redone Mott. Any word about HDCD (or 24 bit versions, etc.) of AV1 or WS? Speaking of 24 bit...Capitol did a bit too little with their recent Badfinger best of anthology. While the sound is nice (well, what wouldn't be compared to the original Apple CDs? I much prefer the DCC discs...), they could have shown a little imagination in the song selection or, at the very least, add a second disc of rarties. Who is this disc targeted for? Most fans have this stuff and the casual fan is not going to care one way or the other if the sound has been improved. Oh, and isn't Capitol part of Virgin (or vice versa) now? Wayne
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 18:10:19 EDT From: WESnLES@aol.com Subject: I'm the man who uttered pie trap Message-ID: <c5.9440a72.26f549cb@aol.com> Chalkgeeks: I could've said "cake hole" but I opted for the lesser known "pie trap." So...and I posted this info, AGAIN, not more than two or three digests back...I SAID PIE TRAP! So...you can all just PUT A CLAMP ON YOUR INSIPID MEAT CHUTES! Hey, Paul Culn@ne (SP?) drop me a line please and we'll complete what we began oh so long ago. ALL ME ALL THE TIME wesLONG
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 15:40:19 -0700 From: "Bob Claster" <bob@pagebbs.com> Subject: RE: True Confession: Misheard Lyrics Message-ID: <NCBBLALOOPICLPOHJOAKMEECCOAA.bob@pagebbs.com> >"Hi, my name is Amy, and I mishear lyrics" >"Hi, Amy!" [warm applause] I would think that a meeting of Mishearers Anonymous would go more like this: "Hi, my name is Amy, and I mishear lyrics" "Hi, Andy!" [warm applause] Bob Claster bob@pagebbs.com S 3`3 Su,'',uS 3`3 Su,'',uS 3`3 Su,'',uS 3`3 Su,'',uS 3`3 Su
------------------------------ Date: Sat, 16 Sep 2000 17:57:48 -0700 (PDT) From: Tyler Hewitt <tahewitt@yahoo.com> Subject: (insert subject here) Message-ID: <20000917005748.27828.qmail@web2103.mail.yahoo.com> re: XTC content.....I like AV1 better than Wasp Star. Any takers? I'll second that. Like Wasp Star just fine, but AV1 is a high point in the career of XTC. It's right at the top of the top of their work, I'd rate it with English Settlement and Skylarking as being the best they've done.
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 00:41:55 EDT From: Stroo@aol.com Subject: Re: Empty Garden and other sad songs Message-ID: <ab.a52d5b.26f5a593@aol.com> In Chalkhills Digest #6-269 Ralph Simpson DeMarco writes: >> Empty Garden: Elton John (not kidding!) Sad to think that the death of a friend is the only way to get a good song out of some folks... Sorry, but I must come to the defense of Reg. Give a listen to Tumbleweed Connection (from which "Talking Old Soldiers" came from, earlier alluded to in this category). You could throw in "My Father's Gun" from that too. Madman Across the Water is a great LP (CD, whatever) also, ain't a bad song on either IMNSHO. I like some of his 80's stuff but don't feel it approaches the level of this era. Just curious...with his tribute to Princess Di becoming the most-sold single in history, is this viewed in the UK as a genuine tribute or syrupy shlock intended to capitalize on this tragedy? Bob now playing: "Everything You Want", the immensely catchy, non-seminal Vertical Horizon CD
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 00:19:27 -0400 From: Sylvan <psiogen@mindspring.com> Subject: eBay Randomness Message-ID: <39C4464F.A3022E51@mindspring.com> Organization: ttp://www.sportingnews.com/baseball/ I've just taken a visit to eBay, where a search for 'XTC' revealed many wondrous and rare items such as 'Druns & Wires' and the infamous 'Ornages & Lemons'. There's also a whole lot of lingerie, and for less obvious reasons, used bicycles, diving computers, and 'Waterproof Foam Baffles'. For the true completist, there is an Israeli version of English Settlement. There's also a copy of the Stupidly Happy radio single going for $14.73. (So the legend is true...) The CD design is the same as for Wasp Star but tweaked into a happy face. Well, that's enough rambling for today. -- Sylvan "The hamster is still dead." --Leonard Nimoy
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 16:23:45 +0000 From: The Worrier Queen <myrone@tesco.net> Subject: more mummery Message-ID: <39C4F004.9249EC0C@tesco.net> Ryan "the Hamster from the Ministry" Anthony wrote > Listen up, you youngsters on the list. Back before the > glacier retreated, when you actually had to stand up > and take a couple of steps if you wanted to change the > TV channel, there were things called LPs: vinyl discs > carved on each side with one enormously long spiral > groove that, depending on how it was cut, would make a > diamond needle vibrate in such a way that Yma Sumac or > Mojo Nixon or XTC would come out of your loudspeakers. Yep I'm getting old - I haven't hidden mine, but then no kids- I suppose the best way for Virgin to have handled this ( in a perfect world of course) is to have Mummer in it's original form & a 2nd CD with the extra tracks. Still I'm told that these new computer things can make copies and even allow you to change the order of tracks. Personally I'm not so sure about that. "Heeresnachrichtendienst ist ein Widerspruch in den Bezeichnungen." - Karl Marx translation please Iain I'm currently in a state of shock - just heard an appalling version of Genesis's Follow you Follow me. Now I agree it ain't the greatest Genesis track, but I like it. And then - Don't get me started- Rain in pop music? I can't stand the rain (can think not of artist) Here comes the rain again - Eurythmics Raining men (I wish) - The Weathergirls (& if that happens over the Church of Women-) more to follow. Jayne the Worrier Queen and One of the Three He Toi Whakairo He Mana Tangata Where there is artistic excellence, there is human dignity. Maori saying
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 13:09:47 GMT From: "Duncan Kimball" <dunks58@hotmail.com> Subject: The Big Flame-Off Message-ID: <F194H67yRLVbNDN4Cxp0000f270@hotmail.com> Olympians, OK ... so ... what did everyone think of The Opening Ceremony? Did we do alright? Luckily there were very few hitches, and although the mechanical problems with the cauldron almost stuffed up the climax of the show, they managed to fix it quickly and inconspicuously (thank Ozzy for that waterfall) and Cathy Freeman gets extra credit for maintaining admirable composure thoughout. The only real blooper was our poor old Governor-General, William Dean who nearly fluffed his lines and then clobbered the microphone in an attempt to make an expansive gesture. Poor bugger. Imagine having you attack of nerves captured for posterity and broadcast to several hundred million people? Although I had been preparing for a cringe-fest of epic proportions, there were only a couple of moments that had me reaching for the sick bag. Obviously the kangaroos-on-bikes silliness in '96 at Atlanta was Ric Birch throwing us a red herring. Phew! Frankly, James Morrison's alleged "jazz" fanfare really stunk up the joint -- the one sour note (well several, actually) in the entire show. Always hated that guy anyway. The dancing lawnmowers thing was also a bit dicky, but overall even this hardened cynic was generally pleased and mightily relieved; in particular, the inclusion of the Aboriginal elements was done with taste, flair and reasonable respect. And what did people think of the singers? Farnsey and Libby did their bit well, as one would expect from such seasoned troupers; Tina Arena (a stupendously good singer who is capable of SO much more) was let down somewhat by mediocre material and a shocker of a frock (evidently another fine creation from Mariah Carey's boutique of choice, Maison de Tramp) but I would have to say that Vanessa Amarosi pretty much stole the show, performance-wise. * * * Thanks, Jill Oleson. I can now go to the grave knowing that in some small way my name will live on -- at least on Chaklhills -- as an byword for long, tedious, rambling posts. Sing hosannas! * * * Sympathies to our Pommie cousins who are suffering the effects of the UK petrol 'shortage' (and we *do* understand - petrol prices have almost doubled here in the last few months). Maybe now a few more people will start realising why we've been blathering on all this time about improving public transport, instead of closing railway lines, tearing up tracks and diverting billions into building freeways we can now scarcely afford to drive on. * * * More Sad Songs (well, everyone else is doing it) - "Dark Globe", Syd Barrett (from "THE MADCAP LAUGHS") - heartrending autobiographical account of a great talent disintegrating before its own eyes - "Brick" - Ben Folds Five. - "Goodnight" - The Beatles * * * Some fave soundtracks: - '2001' (of course) - 'The Secret of Roan Inish' - 'Toy Story' (like I have any choice, with 2 kids under six) - 'Forbidden Planet' (groundbreaking, and nearly 50 years on there's still nothing quite like it) - 'Quintet' (Robert Altman, 1975) never seen it on record, but maybe one day ... * * * Jennifer Geese - I sympathise with the problem of having to attend a concert on your own (and I guess there are other gender-related issues involved there) but my god, girl, we *are* talking about Ben Folds Five here. What were you thinking?? I went on my own the first time they toured Australia. My silly wife has regretted it ever since. Hey, she had her chance and she blew it. I had a ball. One of the most enjoyable concerts I've ever been to. * * * Possible new thread? "Music you never expected Dad/Mum would like". This was suggested by an incident that happened to me earlier this year. My dad, a fairly typical '70s parent, spent most of my teen years reciting the conventional Generation Gap mantras -- "You call that music? That's not music!", "Look at that long-haired animal!" "Turn that bloody jungle music down" "They're all a bunch of druggists" etc etc. The fact that my earliest music exposures were relatively MOR offerings like Elton John and Cat Stevens (I know, I know) gives you some idea of how conservative their tastes are. Needless to say the shit really hit the fan when I discovered stuff like Lou Reed and Led Zeppelin. Anyway, the folks dropped in a few months ago and Pa started going on vaguely about some "negro bloke" he had heard me playing the last time he had called in. Eventually I managed to figure out that he was talking about Muddy Waters' version of "Mannish Boy" from "The Last Waltz". Having dad express ANY positive interest in my music was incredible enough. The fact that the paterfamilias (who is not generally known for his open-minded approach to multiculturalism) was saying that he liked a blues by Muddy Waters was nothing short of astounding. * * * Pardon me getting TOTALLY anal about the Kraftwerk thing -- and I will gladly stand corrected by those (like Jeffery Thomas, who obviously have a far better working knowledge -- but I believe Ralph and Florian actually wrote it as "Fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der autobahn". That is, a slight contraction of "fahren" (to drive). which allows the line to flow better, since 'fahren' is a two-syllable word and singing "fahr-en" would stuff up the scancion. [Need to know value = 0] Yours volubly, Duncan "loquacious is not a variety of fruit" Kimball ----------------------------------------------------- "DRUG (noun) - any substance which, when injected into an albino rat, produces a scientific paper." Dr Dale Atrens
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 10:08:41 EDT From: OMBEAN1@aol.com Subject: A taker Message-ID: <5f.a8f4125.26f62a69@aol.com> Sarah D. typed: XTC content.....I like AV1 better than Wasp Star. Any takers? Not that I want to start a stupid back & forth thing but... I cannot stop listening to Wasp Star. I just can't. Dont get me wrong ,I love AV1 but I actually skip over some songs to hear others. On WS, I cant wait for each song. I love every one of them. It will completely amaze me if AV1 out-sells WS. Now, on to Family Guy..... If anyone saw the episode where the father went away to a womens retreat, do you remember what his bumper sticker read on the back of his car? I laughed for 2 days straight. And on a sad note, It was 41 degrees this morning. UGH!! Roger p.s. Molly, you can change your name, just dont change your posts. n.p. Wasp Star
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 13:01:58 -0400 From: Jeff Eason <eason@mountaintimes.com> Subject: Here comes Vernal Equinox! Message-ID: <3.0.6.32.20000917130158.00859ec0@mountaintimes.com> Howdy All, Had to throw my hat into the ring on all these wonderful threads. On the misheard lyric thread: Jen Geese's story about Jimmy Buffet and the golf imagery made me laugh out loud! Good one, Jen. Like Kirk, I too misheard the French line "Jeux sans frontiers" on Peter Gabriel's "Games Without Frontiers". I thought they were saying "she's so thought-delayed", which to this day I think would make a good lyric. On the Tubes first album there is a song called "Boy Crazy" about--you guessed it--one of those girls whose reputation is ruined by an overactive libido. There's a repeated line in the song that goes, "The rumour went around". I always thought they were saying, "She threw my weight around", a line that went perfectly with the theme of the song. The Saddest Song theme has really shaped up nicely with more attention given to obscure songs by the likes of sad song masters Richard Thompson and Randy Newman. For my money, Thompson's the king. Songs like "Withered and Died" and "Down Where the Drunkards Roll" are just heartbreaking. I particularly like the Los Lobos version of "Drunkdards Roll" on the Thompson Tribute lp "Beat the Retreat". Tribute albums tend to be hit and miss depending on the song and the artist but "Beat the Retreat" is stellar throughout. Other Sad Songs: Biff Rose--Molly Kelly Hogan--King Me Tom Waits--A Little Rain Beacon Hillbillies--Cold Light of Dawn Laura Nyro--Stoney End Todd Rundgren--The Last Ride Whiskeytown--Houses on the Hill Geraldine Fibbers--Trashman in Furs Speaking of Randy Newman (honest, I was. Just scroll up, you'll see), Harry Nilsson's classic album "Nilsson Sings Newman" has just been re-released with added tracks. Harry's version of Randy's "So Long Dad" deserves a spot on the sad song list. The whole album is fantastic and the sound is state of the art, even for today (it was originally recorded in the late 60s). Sorry 'bout the lack of XTC content! Jeff "I seem to be a verb" Eason
------------------------------ Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2000 20:27:46 +0200 From: "Mark Strijbos" <mmello@knoware.nl> Subject: Bonus Onus Message-ID: <20000917182103.79E67A6CE6@mail.knoware.nl> Dear Chalkers, > Look at *Black Sea*. Where are you going to place the > three bonus cuts? mmm... a bonus disc perhaps? But most certainly _not_ in the middle of an album. Sure, there has always been a delay between sides A and B and of course artists were aware of this, and kept this in mind when they compiled the tracklisting. There still is a sense of continuity and togetherness between the sides, purposely planned The worst possible example in our case must be Mummer. The Homo Safari instrumentals, however charming they may be, very clearly do not belong there and stick out like a sore thumb In other words: NLIOL should be followed by Towers Of London; that's how the album was conceived by the artists. In my humble opinion one should never tamper with a work of art. yours in xtc, Mark S. @ the Little Lighthouse www.come.to/xtc
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